Wednesday, February 16, 2005

As for the dehydration...

pop a couple Tums, and if you can remember it, water, every couple hours as you drinky-drinky.

Calcium bicarbonate, among other things, makes you retain water. Same principle behind that Chaser crap they sell for $10.

Or you could take a potassium supplement, but that makes your fingers swell up and your piss turn funny colors.

"I vomited on myself"

Goddamn that's funny.

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