The Fake AP Stylebook
Among my favorites:
- Avoid using "gadzooks," lest your monocle pop out and land in your jar of mustache wax.
- The antecedent for "she" in "that's what she said" is generally understood to be "your mom."
- Use the suffix "-ista" to describe someone famous who doesn't really do anything.
Please read.
3 comments:
That's good, and I love TOTUS, but I'm not sure it beats ShitMyDadSays, which I always hear as being said by Brian Doyle-Murray.
I'm hearing that shitmydadsays has a book deal, and a possible sitcom in the works...
I heard that about shitmydadsays last night as well. Therefore it must be true.
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