Malt Shop Logic

Only in America.

Boy George denied entry into the U.S. - this guy has some weird problems.

Shaq loses badge over Kobe rap - the bigger question is, who gave him a badge in the first place?

This WTF kinda reminds me of a guy I know who used to live in Germany...

Check it out, Keiper's rag made the front page of slashdot. Wonder if this will be good or bad for him?

Don't know how many of you are watching the Real World Hollywood...anyone?...anyone?...but I finally watched last week's episode where Joey leaves the house for good to deal with his drug and alcohol problem. As he's leaving, he recounts how he first got hooked on illegal drugs at 19 when he started using anabolic steroids.

If you have watched this show at all, it is the least surprising revelation ever. I don't think it even counts as a revelation. This guy was so clearly roided up that it would have been a revelation if he got that way WITHOUT using steroids. And does MTV bear some responsibility for casting this guy on the show where he undoubtedly would come across copious amounts of drugs and alcohol?

Anyway, just thought I'd throw that in - parents, don't let your children grow up to appear on the Real World.

I smell a championship.

101-70, Celtics over the Lakers, with 9:07 to play. Beautiful.

(that's you, Cheshire) why the NL West is so poo-poo.

"I will veto every single beer."

Here's the second part of the podcast with Tood - discussing our racist landlord and dead landlords. And Todd sings Paul Williams' greatest hit: The Buffalohead song.

The podcast is back - in two parts. Part one is a talk with Todd Young, aka, Rod Hung, aka, Mom, about AU's Conduct Council - including Conduct Council's most famous case.

tonight's Last Comic Standing (because I can't stand to watch Game 1 of the Lakers-Celtics opener until at least the 3rd quarter): WHOOOOOOORRRRRRRE!!

God-damn that was funny ( and sick).